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14 May 2008 @ 07:32 pm
Quote of the day (just because gabby hasn't done it yet)


gabby: did you steal it
danielle: no this is my money... that I stole
 
 
22 April 2008 @ 10:25 am
proof:


• When the Bogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Rpattz.
• Rpattz doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
• There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Rpattz has allowed to live.
• Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Rpattz.
• Rpattz does not sleep. He waits.
• Rpattz is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.
• Rpattz is the reason why Wally is hiding.
• Rpattz counted to infinity - twice.
• There is no chin behind Rpattz’ beard. There is only another fist.
• When Rpattz does a pushup, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the Earth down.
• Rpattz is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.
• Rpattz’ hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush.
• There is no such thing as global warming. Rpattz was cold, so he turned the sun up.
• Rpattz can lead a horse to water AND make it drink.
• Rpattz doesn’t wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.
• Rpattz gave Mona Lisa that smile.
• Rpattz can slam a revolving door.
• Rpattz does not get frostbite. Rpattz bites frost.
• Remember the Soviet Union? They decided to quit after watching a Delta Force marathon on Satellite TV.
• Contrary to popular belief, America is not a democracy, it is a Rpattztatorship.
• Rpattz once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot broke the speed of light, went back in time, and killed Amelia Earhart while she was flying over the Pacific Ocean.
• Crop circles are Rpattz' way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie down.
• Rpattz is ten feet tall, weighs two-tons, breathes fire, and could eat a hammer and take a shotgun blast standing.
• The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Rpattz out. It failed miserably.
• Contrary to popular belief, Rpattz, not the box jellyfish of northern Australia, is the most venomous creature on earth. Within 3 minutes of being bitten, a human being experiences the following symptoms: fever, blurred vision, beard rash, tightness of the jeans, and the feeling of being repeatedly kicked through a car windshield.
• Most people have 23 pairs of chromosomes. Rpattz has 72... and they're all poisonous.
• If you ask Rpattz what time it is, he always says, "Two seconds 'til." After you ask, "Two seconds 'til what?" he roundhouse kicks you in the face.
• Rpattz drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls.
• When Rpattz sends in his taxes, he sends blank forms and includes only a picture of himself, crouched and ready to attack. Rpattz has not had to pay taxes, ever.
• The quickest way to a man's heart is with Rpattz' fist.
• Rpattz invented Kentucky Fried Chicken's famous secret recipe, with eleven herbs and spices. But nobody ever mentions the twelfth ingredient: Fear.
• CNN was originally created as the "Rpattz Network" to update Americans with on-the-spot ass kicking in real-time.
• Rpattz can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.
• Rpattz once ate three 72 oz. steaks in one hour. He spent the first 45 minutes having sex with his waitress.
• What was going through the minds of all of Rpattz' victims before they died? His shoe.
• Rpattz is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis.
• Police label anyone attacking Rpattz as a Code 45-11.... A suicide.
• Rpattz doesn't churn butter. He roundhouse kicks the cows and the butter comes straight out.
• Rpattz doesn’t wash his clothes, he disembowels them.
• A Handicapped parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Rpattz and that you will be handicapped if you park there.
• Rpattz will attain statehood in 2009. His state flower will be the Magnolia.
• Someone once videotaped Rpattz getting pissed off. It was called Walker: Texas Chain Saw Massacre.
• If you spell Rpattz in Scrabble, you win. Forever.
• Rpattz originally appeared in the "Street Fighter II" video game, but was removed by Beta Testers because every button caused him to do a roundhouse kick. When asked bout this "glitch," Pattinson replied, "That's no glitch."
• Fool me once, shame on you. Fool Rpattz once and he will roundhouse you in the face.
• The opening scene of the movie "Saving Private Ryan" is loosely based on games of dodgeball Rpattz played in second grade.
• Rpattz once shot down a German fighter plane with his finger, by yelling, "Bang!"
• Rpattz once bet NASA he could survive re-entry without a spacesuit. On July 19th, 1999, a naked Rpattz re-entered the earth's atmosphere, streaking over 14 states and reaching a temperature of 3000 degrees. An embarrassed NASA publically claimed it was a meteor, and still owes him a beer.
• Rpattz has two speeds: Walk and Kill.
• Someone once tried to tell Rpattz that roundhouse kicks aren't the best way to kick someone. This has been recorded by historians as the worst mistake anyone has ever made.
• Contrary to popular belief, America is not a democracy, it is a Rpattztatorship.
• Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is based on a true story: Rpattz once swallowed a turtle whole, and when he crapped it out, the turtle was six feet tall and had learned karate.
• Rpattz is not hung like a horse... horses are hung like Rpattz.
• Faster than a speeding bullet ... more powerful than a locomotive ... able to leap tall buildings in a single bound... yes, these are some of Rpattz's warm-up exercises.
• Rpattz is the only human being to display the Heisenberg uncertainty principle -- you can never know both exactly where and how quickly he will roundhouse-kick you in the face.
• In the Bible, Jesus turned water into wine. But then Rpattz turned that wine into beer.
• Rpattz can hit you so hard that he can actually alter your DNA. Decades from now your descendants will occasionally clutch their heads and yell "What The Hell was That?"
• Time waits for no man. Unless that man is Rpattz.
• Rpattz discovered a new theory of relativity involving multiple universes in which Rpattz is even more badass than in this one. When Albert Einstein discovered it and made public, Rpattz roundhouse-kicked him in the face. We know Albert Einstein today as Stephen Hawking.
• Rpattz doesn't shower, he only takes blood baths.
• The Rpattz military unit was not used in the game Civilization 4, because a single Rpattz could defeat the entire combined nations of the world in one turn.
• In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Rpattz could use to kill you, including the room itself.
• According to the Encyclopedia Britannica, the Native American "Trail of Tears" has been redefined as anywhere that Rpattz walks.
• Rpattz does not teabag the ladies. He potato-sacks them.
• Pluto is actually an orbiting group of British soldiers from the American Revolution who entered space after the Rpattz gave them a roundhouse kick to the face.
• When Rpattz goes to donate blood, he declines the syringe, and instead requests a hand gun and a bucket.
• There are no steroids in baseball. Just players Rpattz has breathed on.
• Rpattz once challenged Lance Armstrong in a "Who has more testicles?" contest. Rpattz won by 5.
• Rpattz was the fourth wise man, who gave baby Jesus the gift of beard, which he carried with him until he died. The other three wise men were enraged by the preference that Jesus showed to Rpattz's gift, and arranged to have him written out of the bible. All three died soon after of mysterious roundhouse-kick related injuries.
• Rpattz sheds his skin twice a year.
• When Rpattz wants popcorn, he breathes on Nebraska.
• Rpattz has a vacation home on the sun.
• Rpattz uses redhot lava to moisturize his skin.
• Rpattz invented the apple.
• Rpattz Built Mount Everest with a bucket and spade.
• Rpattz does not age. Every birthday, it's just another year added to his existence, which sucks for you.
• Rpattz does not have chest hair, he has millions of highly venomous nematocysts. You have virtually no chance of surviving the venomous sting, unless treated immediately. The pain is so excruciating and overwhelming that you would most likely go into shock and collapse a split second before getting hit in the face with a roundhouse kick.
• Rpattz can chug a gallon of milk and not throw up.
• Rpattz beat the Sun in a staring contest.
• If you get roundhouse kicked in the face by Rpattz in your dream, you DIE!
• Rpattz can have his cake AND eat it too.
• Rpattz was born in a log cabin that he built with his bare hands.
• Some people get lucky and kill two birds with one stone. Rpattz once killed four birds with half a stone. What's that? You say there's no such thing as half a stone? The four dead birds didn't think so either.
• Rpattz CAN lick his elbow.
• P is for Rpattz, as is every other letter of the alphabet.
• Rpattz puts the FUN in Funeral.
• Rpattz' paradise is war.
• Rpattz is capable of photosynthesis.
• Rpattz has never had a surprise birthday party. He can NEVER be surprised. EVER.
• Rpattz does not love Raymond.
• Rpattz can lick his own elbows. At the same time.
• Rpattz can kick-start a car.
• Rpattz doesn't breathe, he holds air hostage.
• Rpattz wrote an autobiography.... It was just a list of everyone he has killed.
• Einstein's original Theory of Relativity was; if Rpattz kicks you, your relatives will feel it.
• Bigfoot takes pictures of Rpattz.
• As seen in Sidekicks, Rpattz can climb a rope with one hand, and one hand only.
• Rpattz does not dance. He roundhouse kicks to the beat.
• Rpattz can MAKE water run uphill.
• Rpattz can hold Puff Daddy down.
• The moon is actually a comet that was once on course to hit earth... then Rpattz roundhouse kicked it into orbit.
• Rpattz can strike a match on a bar of soap.
• Rpattz once played Russian roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.
• The only reason the colour pink still exists is because Rpattz is colour blind.
• Rpattz is allowed to talk about Fight Club.
• Rpattz isn't afraid of Urban Legends; he is an Urban Legend.
• Rpattz once played 18 holes of golf using a 12-inch strip of rebar and a sun dried tomato. He shot a 54.
• On the Asian market, Rpattz' urine is worth $400 per fluid ounce.
• See spot. See spot run. See spot get round house kicked in the face by Rpattz.
• Niagra Falls is the result of one of Rpattz's legendary cannon balls.
• Rpattz sneezes electricity.
• Rpattz performs colonoscopies on himself.
• If Rpattz killed you, your tombstone would read RIP, ripped into pieces.
• Rpattz' smile once brought a puppy back to life.
• Rpattz jumped off the Empire State Building one time and he only sprained his ankle.
• Rpattz lost both his legs in a car accident....and still managed to walk it off.
• Contrary to popular belief the Lottery numbers are not random. They are just the number of people Rpattz killed that given day.
• Rpattz invented the corndog.
• The agent of Rpattz asked Rpattz if he wanted to be in Brokeback Mountain. Rpattz' agent has been missing for almost 2 years now. Never ask Rpattz to be in a gay cowboy movie.
• Rpattz IS RIGHT BEHIND YOU.
• Rpattz understands the ending of 2001: A Space Odyssey.
• Rpattz believes the hype.
• Rpattz CAN in fact stop the beat.
• When Rpattz crosses the street, the cars have to look both ways.
• When Rpattz picks his nose, he REALLY does find Gold.
• Rpattz speaks in all caps.
• Rpattz delivers more male with one thrust of his pelvis than the U.S. Postal Service and the Pony Express have combined for the last 146 years.
• Rpattz wasn't born with feet, just boots.
• Rpattz won a pissing contest against a Russian racehorse.
• When Rpattz throws a boomerang, the boomerang does not return because it is scared to come back.
• Rpattz floats like a butterfly and stings like a tomahawk missile. At mach 3. In the face.
• Rpattz can dribble a football.
• Rpattz’ IQ can be expressed simply as a sideways eight
• Rpattz is a stunt double for Optimus Prime.
• Rpattz was once asked to repeat himself. The last thing that person ever heard was the whooshing sound of a roundhouse kick.
• Rpattz can clap with one hand.
• Rpattz had his tonsils removed with a chainsaw.
• Rpattz digs graves with a shoehorn.
• Rpattz is responsible for China's over-population. He hosted a Karate tournament in Beijing and all women within 1,000 miles became pregnant instantly.
• Some people wear Superman pyjamas. Superman wears Rpattz pyjamas.
• Rpattz once worked as a weatherman for the San Diego evening news. Every night he would make the same forecast: Partly cloudy with a 75% chance of Pain.
• Simply by pulling on both ends, Rpattz can stretch diamonds back into coal.
• When Rpattz does a pushup, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth down.
• Rpattz invented the bolt-action rifle, liquor, sexual intercourse, and football-- in that order.
• A high tide means Rpattz is flying over your coast. The tide is caused by God pissing his pants.
• Rpattz keeps his friends close and his enemy’s closer. Close enough to drop them with one round house kick to the face.
• There is in fact an “I” in Pattinson, but there is no “team”… not even close.
• Scotty in Star Trek often says, “Ye cannot change the laws of physics.” This is untrue. Rpattz can change the laws of physics. With his fists.
• An anagram for Walker Texas Ranger is KARATE WRANGLER SEX. I don't know what that is, but it sounds AWESOME.
• Rpattz doesn't stub his toes. He accidentally destroys chairs, bedframes, and sidewalks.
• Using his trademark roundhouse kick, Rpattz once made a fieldgoal in RJ Stadium in Tampa Bay from the 50 yard line of Qualcomm stadium in San Diego.
• Rpattz roundhouse kicks don't really kill people. They wipe out their entire existence from the space-time continuum.
• Rpattz does not own a stove, oven, or microwave , because revenge is a dish best served cold.
• Tom Clancy has to pay royalties to Rpattz because "The Sum of All Fears" is the name of Rpattz' autobiography.
• Rpattz can slam a revolving door.
• Rpattz is expected to win gold in every swimming competition at the 2008 Beijing Olympics, even though Rpattz does not swim. This is because when Rpattz enters the water, the water gets out of his way and Rpattz simply walks across the pool floor.
• Rpattz built a better mousetrap, but the world was too frightened to beat a path to his door.
• The original draft of The Lord of the Rings featured Rpattz instead of Frodo Baggins. It was only 5 pages long, as Rpattz roundhouse-kicked Sauron’s ass halfway through the first chapter.
• Helen Keller's favourite colour is Rpattz.
• Rpattz eats beef jerky and craps gunpowder. Then, he uses that gunpowder to make a bullet, which he uses to kill a cow and make more beef jerky. Some people refer to this as the "Circle of Life."
• If, by some incredible space-time paradox, Rpattz would ever fight himself, he'd win. Period.
• Rpattz is currently suing myspace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you.
• The crossing lights in Rpattz's home town say "Die slowly" and "die quickly". They each have a picture of Rpattz punching or kicking a pedestrian.
• Science Fact: Roundhouse kicks are comprised primarily of an element called Rpattztanium.
• The Sherman tank was originaly called the Pattinson tank until Rpattz decided it wasn't tough enough to be associated with him. The Army, for fear of Rpattz, renamed the tank and promised to develop a weapon more fitting of his name. To date, no weapon created has been badass enough to be named after Rpattz.
• Rpattz proved that we are alone in the universe. We weren't before his first space expedition.
• Superman once watched an episode of Walker, Texas Ranger. He then cried himself to sleep.
• Rpattz doesn't step on toes. Rpattz steps on necks.
• The movie "Delta Force" was extremely hard to make because Rpattz had to downplay his abilities. The first few cuts were completely unbelievable.
• Movie trivia: The movie "Invasion U.S.A." is, in fact, a documentary.
• Rpattz does not "style" his hair. It lays perfectly in place out of sheer terror.
• There is no such thing as global warming. Rpattz was cold, so he turned the sun up.
• A study showed the leading causes of death in the United States are: 1. Heart disease, 2. Rpattz, 3. Cancer
• It's widely believed that Jesus was Rpattz' stunt double for crucifixion due to the fact that it is impossible for nails to pierce Rpattz' skin.
• Rpattz did in fact, build Rome in a day.
• Along with his black belt, Rpattz often chooses to wear brown shoes. No one has DARED call him on it. Ever.
• Anytime someone is elected president in the United States, they must ask permission from Rpattz to live in the White House. The reason for this is because Rpattz had won every Federal, State, and Local election since 1777. He just allows others to run the country in his place.
• Once you go Pattinson, you are physically unable to go back.
• Ninjas want to grow up to be just like Rpattz. But usually they grow up just to be killed by Rpattz.
• Rpattz once sued Burger King after they refused to put razor wire in his Whopper Jr, insisting that that actually is "his" way.
• The last thing you hear before Rpattz gives you a roundhouse kick? No one knows because dead men tell no tales.
• Rpattz doesn't play god. Playing is for children.
• As a teen, Rpattz had sex with every nun in a convent tucked away in the hills of Tuscany. Nine months later the nuns gave birth to the 1972 Miami Dolphins, the only undefeated and untied team in professional football history.
• Rpattz is the only person in the world that can actually email a roundhouse kick.
• Rpattz won super bowls VII and VIII singlehandedly before unexpectedly retiring to pursue a career in ass-kicking.
• Wo hu cang long. The translation from Mandarin Chinese reads: "Crouching Rpattz, Hidden Pattinson"
• Rpattz can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.
• Some kids play Kick the can. Rpattz played Kick the keg.
• 'Icy-Hot' is too weak for Rpattz. After a workout, Rpattz rubs his muscles down with liquid-hot MAGMA.
• Rpattz cannot love, he can only not kill.
• When Rpattz was a baby, he didn't suck his mother's breast. His mother served him whiskey, straight out of the bottle.
• According to Einstein's theory of relativity, Rpattz can actually roundhouse kick you yesterday.
• Rpattz once pulled out a single hair from his beard and skewered three men through the heart with it.
• In an act of great philanthropy, Rpattz made a generous donation to the American Cancer Society. He donated 6,000 dead bodies for scientific research.
• Rpattz’ favourite cut of meat is the roundhouse.
• When J. Robert Oppenheimer said "I am become death, the destroyer Of worlds", He was not referring to the atomic bomb. He was referring to the Rpattz halloween costume he was wearing.
• Rpattz recently had the idea to sell his urine as a canned beverage. We know this beverage as Red Bull. Rpattz's version of a "chocolate milkshake" is a raw porterhouse wrapped around ten Hershey bars, and doused in diesel fuel.
• If Rpattz round-house kicks you, you will die. If Rpattz' misses you with the round-house kick, the wind behind the kick will tear out your pancreas.
• In a fight between Batman and Darth Vader, the winner would be Rpattz.
• Rpattz puts his pants on one leg at a time, just like the rest of us. The only difference is, then he kills people.
• Everybody loves Raymond. Except Rpattz.
• Contrary to popular belief, the Titanic didn't hit an iceberg. The ship was off course and accidentally ran into Rpattz while he was doing the backstroke across the Atlantic.
• Rpattz got his drivers license at the age of 16. Seconds.
• The original title for Alien vs. Predator was Alien and Predator vs Rpattz. The film was cancelled shortly after going into preproduction. No one would pay nine dollars to see a movie fourteen seconds long.
• Rpattz’ sperm is so badass, he had sex with Nicole Kidman, and 7 months later she prematurely gave birth to a Ford Excursion.
• Rpattz can win at solitaire with only 18 cards.
• Rpattz once shat blood - the blood of 11,940 natives he had killed and eaten.
• Maslow's theory of higher needs does not apply to Rpattz. He only has two needs: killing people and finding people to kill.
• The truth will set you free. Unless Rpattz has you, in which case, forget it buddy!
• For most people, home is where the heart is. For Rpattz, home is where he stores his collection of human skulls.
• Kryptonite has been found to contain trace elements of Rpattz roundhouse kicks to the face. This is why it is so deadly to Superman.
• Saddam Hussein was not found hiding in a "hole." Saddam was roundhouse-kicked in the head by Rpattz in Kansas, which sent him through the earth, stopping just short of the surface of Iraq.
• Coroners refer to dead people as "ABC's". Already Been Rpattzed.
• Rpattz doesn't look both ways before he crosses the street... he just roundhouses any cars that get too close.
• Rpattz does not have to answer the phone. His beard picks up the incoming electrical impulses and translates them into audible sound.
• How many roundhouse kicks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? Just one. From Rpattz.
• Rpattz doesnt wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.
• The phrase 'break a leg' was originally coined by Rpattz's co-stars in Walker, Texas Ranger as a good luck charm, indicating that a broken leg might be the worst extent of their injuries. This never proved to be the case.
• When Rpattz does division, there are no remainders.
• If you rearrange the letters in "Rpattz", they also spell "Crush Rock In". The words "with his fists" are understood.
• Never look a gift Rpattz in the mouth, because he will bite your damn eyes off.
• Give a man a fish, and you will feed him for a day. Give a man anything that is better than a fish, and Rpattz will beat his ass and take it.
• Rpattz used to play baseball. When Babe Ruth was hailed as the better player, Rpattz killed him with a baseball bat to the throat. Lou Gehrig got off easy.
• The original title for Star Wars was "Skywalker: Texas Ranger". Starring Rpattz.
• Guantuanamo Bay, Cuba, is the military code-word for "Rpattz' basement".
• The phrase 'balls to the wall' was originally conceived to describe Rpattz entering any building smaller than an aircraft hangar.
• Rpattz’ roundhouse kick is so powerful, it can be seen from outer space by the naked eye.
• Ozzy Osbourne bites the heads off of bats. Rpattz bites the heads off of Siberian Tigers.
• He who lives by the sword, dies by the sword. He who lives by Rpattz, dies by the roundhouse kick.
• The best-laid plans of mice and men often go awry. Even the worst-laid plans of Rpattz come off without a hitch.
• The phrase 'dead ringer' refers to someone who sits behind Rpattz in a movie theater and forgets to turn their cell phone off.
• Rpattz' Roundhouse kick is so powerful, that on the set of Sidekicks he single-footedly destroyed Jonathan Brandis' Career.
• Staring at Rpattz for extended periods of time without proper eye protection will cause blindess, and possibly foot sized brusies on the face.
• Rpattz can taste lies.
• Rpattz does not kick ass and take names. In fact, Rpattz kicks ass and assigns the corpse a number. It is currently recorded to be in the billions.
• One time, Rpattz accidentally stubbed his toe. It destroyed the entire state of Ohio.
• Little Miss Muffet sat on her tuffet, until Rpattz roundhouse kicked her into a glacier.
• In 1990, Rpattz founded the non-profit organization "Kick Drugs Out of America". If the organization's name were "Roundhouse Kick Drugs out of America", there wouldn't be any drugs in the Western Hemisphere. Anywhere.
• Rpattz can blow bubbles with beef jerky.
• They had to edit the first ending of 'Lone Wolf McQuade' after Rpattz kicked David Carradine's ass, then proceeded to barbecue and eat him.
• Rpattz does, in fact, live in a round house.
• Rpattz was once on Jeopardy. This show is notable in that it was the first occasion in Jeopardy history that Alex Trebek had appeared without a mustache. And a head.
• When Rpattz works out on the Total Gym, the Total Gym feels like it's been raped.
• 4 out of 5 doctors fail to recommend Rpattz as a solution to most problems. Also, 80% of doctors die unexplained, needlessly brutal deaths.
• Rpattz can skeletize a cow in two minutes.
• The only sure things are Death and Taxes…and when Rpattz goes to work for the IRS, they'll be the same thing.
• Rpattz' first job was as a paperboy. There were no survivors.
• With the rising cost of gasoline, Rpattz is beginning to worry about his drinking habit.
• The square root of Rpattz is pain. Do not try to square Rpattz, the result is death.
• Rpattz' testicles do not produce sperm. They produce tiny white ninjas that recognize only one mission: seek and destroy.
• To be or not to be? That is the question. The answer? Rpattz.
• Rpattz has never been in a fight, ever. Do you call one roundhouse kick to the face a fight?
• There are two types of people in the world... people that suck, and Rpattz.
• Rpattz never wet his bed as a child. The bed wet itself out of fear.
• If you were somehow able to land a punch on Rpattz your entire arm would shatter upon impact. This is only in theory, since, come on, who in their right mind would try this?
• 70% of a human's weight is water. 70% of Rpattz' weight is his dick.
• Jean-Claude Van Damme once kicked Rpattz' ass. He was then awakened from his dream by a roundhouse kick to the face.
• The pie scene in "American Pie" is based on a dare Rpattz took when he was younger. However, in Rpattz' case, the "pie" was the molten crater of an active volcano.
• Rpattz uses 8'x10' sheets of plywood as toilet paper.
• Noah was the only man notified before Rpattz relieved himself in the Atlantic Ocean.
• Rpattz once invited all of the other badasses from TV to duke it out in order to see who was the supreme badass. Only two showed up-- Jack Bauer and MacGyver.
• MacGyver immediately tried to make a bomb out of some Q-Tips and Gatorade, but Rpattz roundhouse-kicked him in the solar plexus. MacGyver promptly threw up his own heart.
• Jack Bauer tried to use his detailed knowledge of torture techniques, but to no avail: Rpattz thrives on pain. Rpattz then ripped off Jack Bauer's arm and beat him to death with it. Game, set, match.
• Rpattz eats steak for every single meal. Most times he forgets to kill the cow.
• The First Law of Thermodynamics states that energy can neither be created nor destroyed... unless it meets Rpattz.
• Rpattz doesn't go on the internet, he has every internet site stored in his memory. He refreshes webpages by blinking.
• Fact: Rpattz doesn't consider it sex if the woman survives.
• It is said that looking into Rpattz' eyes will reveal your future. Unfortunately, everybody's future is always the same: death by a roundhouse-kick to the face.
• Rpattz knows everything there is to know - Except for the definition of mercy.
• Scientifically speaking, it is impossible to charge Rpattz with "obstruction of justice." This is because even Rpattz cannot be in two places at the same time.
• Rpattz never has to wax his skis because they're always slick with blood.
• When you say "no one's perfect", Rpattz takes this as a personal insult.
• Rpattz can win a game of Trivial Pursuit with one roll of the dice, and without answering a single question... just a nod of the head, and a stroke of the beard.
• 182,000 Americans die from Rpattz-related accidents every year.
• Paper beats rock, rock beats scissors, and scissors beats paper, but Rpattz beats all 3 at the same time.
• Jesus can walk on water, but Rpattz can walk on Jesus.
• All roads lead to Rpattz. And by the transitive property, a roundhouse kick to the face.
• If you're driving down the road and you think Rpattz just cut you off, you better thank your lucky stars it wasn't the other way around.
• July 4th is Independence day. And the day Rpattz was born. Coincidence? i think not.
• Rpattz never goes to the dentist because his teeth are unbreakable. His enemies never go to the dentist because they have no teeth.
• In the medical community, death is referred to as "Rpattz Disease"
• Rpattz was once in a knife fight, and the knife lost.
• If you work in an office with Rpattz, don't ask him for his three-hole-punch.
• In the Words of Julius Caesar, "Veni, Vidi, Vici, Rpattz". Translation: I came, I saw, and I was roundhouse-kicked inthe face by Rpattz.
• The First rule of Rpattz is: you do not talk about Rpattz.
• Rpattz is widely predicted to be first black president. If you're thinking to yourself, "But Rpattz isn't black", then you are dead wrong. And stop being a racist.
• When Rpattz plays Monopoly, it affects the actual world economy.
• Rpattz can be unlocked on the hardest level of Tekken. But only Rpattz is skilled enough to unlock himself. Then he roundhouse kicks the Playstation back to Japan.
• Rpattz drinks napalm to quell his heartburn.
• Every time someone uses the word "intense", Rpattz always replies "you know what else is intense?" followed by a roundhouse kick to the face.
• As an infant, Rpattz' parents gave him a toy hammer. He gave the world Stonehenge.
• Rpattz once ordered a steak in a restaurant. The steak did what it was told.
• Most people fear the Reaper. Rpattz considers him "a promising Rookie".
• There are only two things that can cut diamonds: other diamonds, and Rpattz.
• President Roosevelt once rode his horse 100 miles. Rpattz carried his the same distance in half the time.
• Rpattz once ate four 30lb bowling balls without chewing.
• What many people dont know is Rpattz is the founder of planned parenthood. Not even unborn children can escape his wrath.
• Rpattz was banned from competitive bullriding after a 1992 exhibition in San Antonio, when he rode the bull 1,346 miles from Texas to Milwaukee Wisconsin to pick up his dry cleaning.
• Rpattz qualified with a top speed of 324 mph at the Daytona 500, without a car.
• Rpattz likes his coffee half and half: half coffee grounds, half wood-grain alcohol.
• Rpattz uses tabasco sauce instead of visine.
• The chemical formula for the highly toxic cyanide ion is CN-. These are also Rpattz' initials. This is not a coincidence.
• Rpattz' credit cards have no limit. Last weekend, he maxed them out.
• Think of a hot woman. Rpattz did her.
• A man once claimed Rpattz kicked his ass twice, but it was promptly dismissed as false - no one could survive it the first time.
• Rpattz sleeps with a pillow under his gun.
• Rpattz owns a chain of fast-food restaurants throughout the southwest. They serve nothing but barbecue-flavored ice cream and Hot Pockets.
• Rpattz doesn't chew gum. Rpattz chews tin foil.
• Aliens DO indeed exist. They just know better than to visit a planet that Rpattz is on.
• When in a bar, you can order a drink called a "Rpattz". It is also known as a "Bloody Mary", if your name happens to be Mary.
• Every time Rpattz smiles, someone dies. Unless he smiles while he’s roundhouse kicking someone in the face. Then two people die.
• Some people ask for a Kleenex when they sneeze, Rpattz asks for a body bag.
• There’s an order to the universe: space, time, Rpattz.... Just kidding, Rpattz is first.
• A man once asked Rpattz if his real name is "Charles". Rpattz did not respond, he simply stared at him until he exploded.
• Rpattz starts everyday with a protein shake made from Carnation Instant Breakfast, one dozen eggs, pure Colombian cocaine, and rattlesnake venom. He injects it directly into his neck with a syringe.
• In a tagteam match, Rpattz was teamed with Hulk Hogan against King Kong Bundy and Andre The Giant. He pinned all 3 at the same time.
• Rpattz doesn't see dead people. He makes people dead.
• Rpattz is the only person who can simultaneously hold and fire FIVE Uzis: One in each hand, one in each foot -- and the 5th one he roundhouse-kicks into the air, so that it sprays bullets.
• For undercover police work, Rpattz pins his badge underneath his shirt, directly into his chest.
• In the X-Men movies, none of the X-Men super-powers are done with special effects. Rpattz is the stuntman for every character.
• We live in an expanding universe. All of it is trying to get away from Rpattz.
• It is said that every time you masturbate, God kills a kitten. Every time God masturbates, Rpattz kills a lion.
• The word 'Kill' was invented by Rpattz. Other words were 'Die', 'Beer', and 'What'.
• Rpattz is a vegetarian. Meaning, he does not eat animals until first he puts them into vegetative state with his fists.
• The 11th commandment is “Thou shalt not piss off Rpattz” This commandment is rarely enforced, as it is impossible to accomplish.
• Rpattz is his own line at the DMV.
• Two wrongs don't make a right. Unless you're Rpattz. Then two wrongs make a roundhouse kick to the face.
• Who let the dogs out? Rpattz let the dogs out... and then roundhouse kicked them through an Oldsmobile.
• Rpattz can do a roundhouse kick faster than the speed of light. This means that if you turn on a light switch, you will be dead before the lightbulb turns on.
• When Rpattz goes to out to eat, he orders a whole chicken, but he only eats its soul.
• Rpattz sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Rpattz roundhouse-kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month.
• Rpattz has never won an Academy Award for acting... because he's not acting.
• If Rpattz wants your opinion, he'll beat it into you.
• Not everyone that Rpattz is mad at gets killed. Some get away. They are called astronauts.
• Rpattz has to register every part of his body as a separate lethal weapon. His spleen is considered a concealed weapon in over 50 states.
• A movie scene depicting Rpattz losing a fight with Bruce Lee was the product of history's most expensive visual effect. When adjusted for inflation, the effect cost more than the Gross National Product of Paraguay.
• Godzilla is a Japanese rendition of Rpattz' first visit to Tokyo.
• They once made a Rpattz toilet paper, but there was a problem-- It wouldn't take shit from anybody.
• Rpattz once rode a nine foot grizzly bear through an automatic car wash, instead of taking a shower.
• "Sweating bullets" is literally what happens when Rpattz gets too hot.
• Rpattz' sperm can be seen with the naked eye. Each one is the size of a quarter.
• After taking a steroids test doctors informed Rpattz that he had tested positive. He laughed upon receiving this information, and said "of course my urine tested positive, what do you think they make steroids from?"
• Rpattz doesn't daydream. He's too busy giving other people nightmares.
• When Arnold says the line "I'll be back" in the first Terminator movie it is implied that is he going to ask Rpattz for help.
• There are no such things as tornados. Rpattz just hates trailer parks.
• Rpattz' Penis is a third degree blackbelt, Rpattz doesn't kill two birds with one stone. Rpattz kills all birds, with two stones. The ones in his pants.
• Rpattz knows the last digit of pi.
• Those aren't credits that roll after Walker Texas Ranger. It is actually a list of fatalities that occurred during the making of the episode.
• The air around Rpattz is always a balmy 78 degrees.
• When Rpattz wants an egg, he cracks open a chicken.
• Rpattz plays racquetball with a waffle iron and a bowling ball.
• According to the Bible, God created the universe in six days. Before that, Rpattz created God by snapping his fingers.
• Rpattz doesn't believe in ravioli. He stuffs a live turtle with beef and smothers it in pig's blood.
• Count from one to ten. That's how long it would take Rpattz to kill you...Fourty seven times.
• The 1972 Miami Dolphins lost one game, it was an exhibition game vs. Rpattz and three seven year old girls. Rpattz won with a roundhouse-kick to the face in overtime.
• Rpattz is not Politically Correct. He is just Correct. Always.
• Mr. T pities the fool. Rpattz rips the fool's head off.
• Rpattz had to stop washing his clothes in the ocean. The tsunamis were killing people.
• Rpattz has volunteered to remain on earth after the Rapture; he will spend his time fighting the Anti-Christ.
• They were going to release a Rpattz edition of Clue, but the answer always turns out to be "Rpattz. In The Library. With a Roundhouse Kick."
• Rpattz is the only known mammal in history to have an opposable thumb. On his penis.
• A man once taunted Rpattz with a bag of Lay's potato chips, saying "Betcha can't eat just one!" Rpattz proceeded to eat the chips, the bag, and the man in one deft move.
• Rpattz' favorite cereal is Kellogg's Nails 'N' Gravel.
• In the first Jurassic Park movie, the Tyrannosaurus Rex wasn't chasing the jeep. Rpattz was chasing the Tyrannosaurus AND the jeep.
• Rpattz has never been accused of murder for the simple fact that his roundhouse kicks are recognized world-wide as "acts of God."
• "Brokeback Mountain" is not just a movie. It's also what Rpattz calls the pile of dead ninjas in his front yard.
• Rpattz does not wear a condom. Because there is no such thing as protection from Rpattz.
• Rpattz once had sex with a cigarette machine in the Osaka airport.
• Rules of fighting: 1) Don't bring a knife to a gun fight. 2) Don't bring a gun to a Rpattz fight.
• Rpattz is the only man who has, literally, beaten the odds. With his fists.
• In ancient China there is a legend that one day a child will be born from a dragon, grow to be a man, and vanquish evil from the land. That man is not Rpattz, because Rpattz killed that man.
• Rpattz wipes his ass with chain mail and sandpaper.
• When you play Monopoly with Rpattz, you do not pass go, and you do not collect two hundred dollars. You will be lucky if you make it out alive.
• Rpattz describes human beings as "a sociable holder for blood and guts".
• Rpattz once got into a fight with a one-armed Ninja. Seeing that he had an unfair advantage, Rpattz ripped both of his arms off and one of his legs. He then roundhouse-kicked the ninja in the head, killing him instantly, and proceeded to sow his limbs back on using only a rusty tent spike and bailing wire.
• Rpattz likes his ice like he likes his skulls: crushed.
• Rpattz can kick through all 6 degrees of separation, hitting anyone, anywhere, in the face, at any time.
• Most tough men eat nails for breakfast. Rpattz does all of his grocery shopping at Home Depot.
• Rpattz did not "lose" his virginity, he stalked it and then destroyed it with extreme prejudice.
• Everything King Midas touches turnes to gold. Everything Rpattz touches turns up dead.
• Rpattz' pulse is measured on the richter scale.
• Most people know that Descarte said, "I think, therefore I am." What most people don't know is that that quote continues, "...afraid of Rpattz."
• Rpattz once roundhouse-kicked a ten dollar bill into 200 nickels.
• For every movie about Vietnam starring Rpattz, the historical duration of the war decreases. Just 3 more "Missing in Action" sequels, and that war will have never actually existed.
• Rpattz' penis has a Hemi.
• Rpattz enjoys a good practical joke. His favorite is where he removes your lower intestine and pretends to make a balloon animal out of it. Then he cracks your skull open with a Volvo for not complimenting him on his balloon animal.
• Rpattz CAN in fact 'raise the roof'. And he can do it with one hand.
• Kenny G is allowed to live because Rpattz doesn't kill women.
• Life is not, in fact, like a box of chocolates. It is more like a box of Rpattz, roundhouse kicking you in the face. And if you receive a box of Rpattz, you ALWAYS know what you are going to get.
• For Rpattz, every street is "one way". HIS WAY.
• There are now five cup sizes at Starbucks: Short, Tall, Grande, Venti, and Rpattz.
• During the Vietnam War, Rpattz allowed himself to be captured. For torture, they made him eat his own entrails. He asked for seconds.
• Rpattz once created a flamethrower by urinating into a lighter.
• Instead of having a cigarette after sex, Rpattz heads outside and brands his cattle.
• Rpattz actually built the stairway to heaven.
• Whoever said "only the good die young" was probably in Rpattz's kindergarten class.
• Rpattz once skewered a man with the Eiffel tower.
• The best part of waking up, is not Folgers in your cup, but knowing that Rpattz didn't kill you in your sleep.
• Rpattz doesn't own a can opener, he just chews through the can.
• Occam's Razor says that the simplest answer tends to be the correct one. Pattinson' Razor involves a flick of the wrist and a Columbian Necktie.
• Rpattz needs a monkeywrench and a blowtorch to masturbate.
• Proponents of higher-order theories of consciousness argue that consciousness is explained by the relation between two levels of mental states in which a higher-order mental state takes another mental state. If you mention this to Rpattz, expect an explosive roundhouse kick to the face for spouting too much fancy-talk.
• Rpattz invented all 32 letters of the alphabet.
• Remember The Ultimate Warrior? He quit wrestling because Rpattz wanted his nickname back.
• If a tree falls in the forest, does anybody hear? Yes. Rpattz hears it. Rpattz can hear everything. Rpattz can hear the shrieking terror in your soul.
• Rpattz actually owns IBM. It was an extremely hostile takeover.
• He, who laughs last, laughs best. He who laughs at Rpattz … dies.
• Rpattz is like a dog, not only because he can smell fear, but because he can piss on whatever he wants.
• Rpattz can jump-start a car using jumper cables attached to his nipples.
• Rpattz neither melts in your mouth nor in your hand. He shreds your trachea before ravaging your soul with a combination of chocolate, whickey, roundhouse kicks and death. Oh, and pain. Lots of pain.
• Rpattz doesn't have blood. He is filled with magma.
• and an honorable 32nd-degree mason.
• Rpattz does not follow fashion trends, they follow him. But then he turns around and kicks their ass. Nobody follows Rpattz.
• The phrase 'break a leg' was originally coined by Rpattz's co-stars in Walker, Texas Ranger as a good luck charm indicating that a broken leg might be the worst extent of their injuries. This never proved to be the case.
• Rpattz’ roundhouse kick is so powerful, it can be seen from outer space by the naked eye.
• Diamonds are not, despite popular belief, carbon. They are, in fact, Rpattz fecal matter. This was proven a recently, when scientific analysis revealed what appeared to be Jean-Claude Van Damme bone fragments inside the Hope Diamond.
• Rpattz once participated in the running of the bulls. He walked.
• The Drummer for Def Leppard's only got one arm. Rpattz needed a back scratcher.
• Rpattz was the orginal sculptor of Mount Rushmore. He completed the entire project using only a bottle opener and a drywall trowel.
• Rpattz once rode a bull, and nine months later it had a calf.
• Rpattz once lost the remote, but maintained control of the TV by yelling at it in between bites of his "Filet of Child" sandwich.
• For Spring Break '05, Rpattz drove to Madagascar, riding a chariot pulled by two electric eels.
• The Manhattan Project was not intended to create nuclear weapons, it was meant to recreate the destructive power in a Rpattz Roundhouse Kick. They didn't even come close.
• Rpattz has banned rainbows from the state of North Dakota.
• Divide Rpattz by zero and you will in fact get one........one bad-ass that is.
• TNT was originally developed by Rpattz to cure indigestion.
• After returning from World War 2 unscathed, Bob Dole was congratulated by Rpattz with a handshake. The rest is history.
• Rpattz runs on batteries. Specifically, Die Hards.
• "Let the Bodies Hit the Floor" was originally written as Rpattz' theme song.
• Rpattz will never have a heart attack. His heart isn't nearly foolish enough to attack him.
• Only Rpattz can prevent forest fires.
• When Rpattz makes a burrito, its main ingredient is real toes.
• Rpattz is not Irish. His hair is soaked in the blood of his victims.
• In the movie "The Matrix", Rpattz is the Matrix. If you pay close attention in the green "falling code" scenes, you can make out the faint texture of his beard.
• Rpattz' dick is so big, it has it's own dick, and that dick is still bigger than yours.
• They say curiosity killed the cat. This is false. Rpattz killed the cat. Every single one of them.
• There is no such thing as a lesbian, just a woman who has never met Rpattz.
• Rpattz crossed the road. No one has ever dared question his motives.
• When Rpattz was born, he immediately had sex with the first nurse he saw. He was her first. She was his third. That afternoon.
• One time, at band camp, Rpattz ate a percussionist.
• Rpattz doesn't say "who's your daddy", because he knows the answer.
• Rpattz originally wrote the first dictionary. The definition for each word is as follows - A swift roundhouse kick to the face.
• Love does not hurt. Rpattz does.
• The term "Cleveland Steamer" got its name from Rpattz, when he took a dump while visiting the Rock and Roll Hall of fame and buried northern Ohio under a glacier of fecal matter.
• Rpattz once round-house kicked a salesman. Over the phone.
• The pen is mighter than the sword, but only if the pen is held by Rpattz. Rpattz uses Tabasco Sauce for eye drops.
• Rpattz can get Blackjack with just one card.
• "One time I was with Pattinson in the back of a pickup truck, along with a live deer. Pattinson goes up to the deer and says, 'I'm Rpattz! SAY IT!' Then he manipulates the deer's lips in such a way as to make it say, 'RpattzPattinson' ... It wasn't exactly like it, but it was pretty good for a deer!'"
• People created the automobile to escape from Rpattz...Not to be outdone, Rpattz created the automobile accident.
• Rpattz roundhouse kicks people in the face first and asks questions later.
• When Rpattz was born, the only person who cried was the doctor. Never slap Rpattz.
• Rpattz can sneeze with his eyes open.
• Archeologists in India recently uncovered a new dinosaur. It’s actually many dinosaurs but one is in the middle of all the others. The one in the middle is believed to have killed the others with a single roundhouse kick to the face. The archeologists wanted to call it RpattzPattinsonaurs but the Indian government changed the name to Himotosaurous because it’s simply not possible for Mr. Pattinson to be killed.
• Rpattz got a perfect score on his SAT's, simply by writing Rpattz for every answer.
• Rpattz has to use a stunt double when he does crying scenes.
• Rpattz successfully seperated twins conjoined at the head by roundkicking them in the face.
• Dinosaurs went extinct because of the Rpattzaurus.
• People have often asked the United States, What is your secret weapon against terrorists? We simply reply...Rpattz
• Rpattz wears Orion's Belt around his pinky toe and he eats with the Big Dipper.
• Rpattz eats lightning and farts thunder.
• Lightning never strikes twice in one place because Rpattz is looking for it.
• Rpattz was once a knight in King Arthur's court. He was known as Sir Beatdown.
• Rpattz once played rugby by himself. He went undefeated. Rpattz once played rugby by himself. He went undefeated.
• In Desert Storm the reason why the Iraqi army surrendered so quickly because they knew Rpattz was coming.
• Rpattz has never looked a baby in the eyes cause it might him cry but if he does it also makes him want to punch a baby.
• Rpattz doesnt go at the speed of light, he goes at the speed of Pattinson
• Rpattz does not know about this website. If he did he would have just deleted the internet.
• Before sliced bread, people used to say "Thats the greatest thing since Rpattz". But Rpattz was displeased by this. So he roundhouse kicked a loaf of bread into slices.
• Rpattz's sweat has burned holes in concrete.
• The wind of Rpattz’s round house kick can be felt from 1600 million miles away
• Rpattz has held the World Championship in every weight class at the same time.
• There is no Control button on Rpattz' computer. Rpattz is always in control.
• Rpattz is so bad he makes viruses sick. As such, Rpattz is also responsible for the eradication of smallpox.
• There are four legal methods of execution in the United States: lethal injection, gas chamber, electric chair and Rpattz.
• Earth's emergency defence plan in case of alien invasion is Rpattz.
• Rpattz stared evil in the face, and it backed down
• Rpattz can split the atom. With his bare hands.
• On the SAT if you put Rpattz for every answer you will score over 8000
• The United States could save billions in defense funding if they trade the Military for Rpattz
• When Rpattz spits out watermelon seeds, he puts a machine gun to shame
• Rpattz doesnt use after shave, he uses liquid hot magma.
• When Rpattz found this web-site while surfing the internt, he round house kicked his computer...10 new facts were added instantly.including this one
• You can lead a horse to water but cannot make him drink, unless you’re Rpattz
• No matter what your mother always said, Rpattz can tune a fish.
• Rpattz is '' The best a man can get ''
• On Valentine's Day, Rpattz gives his wife the still beating heart of one of his enemies. Being very romantic, Rpattz believes every day should be Valentine's Day.
• Scientists believe the world began with the "Big Bang". Rpattz shrugs it off as a "bad case of gas".
• Rpattz let the dogs out.
• Rpattz visits an active volcano every morning to get some of "the best damn espresso on Earth".
• Rpattz eats eight meals a day. Seven are steak, and the last is the rest of the cow.
• Rpattz does know what Willis is talking about!
• Rpattz don't open no can of whoopass. He makes his own.
• Rpattz could shoot someone and still have time to roundhouse kick him in the face before the bullet hit.
• Rpattz's body temperature is 98.6 degrees... Celsius.
• The world's fastest car has 7 gears. 5, 6, and Rpattz.
• The active ingredient in Red Bull is Rpattz's sweat.
• The Seven Wonders of the ancient world were: Rpattz' left and right hands, his left and right feet, his belly button, his liver, and his beard.
• When Rpattz goes to Vegas, he doesn't have to gamble. The casinos just give him stacks of money.
• In an emergency, Rpattz can be used as a floatation device.
• When Rpattz is ready to wake up, he tells the sun to get the above the horizon.
• The speed of light was instituted because Rpattz didn't want get winded outrunning it. Rpattz hates to sweat.
• Rpattz once bench-pressed the entire state of Ohio, and all of its residents.
• Rpattz can hold his breathe for nine years.
• When somebody yells "Last one in is a rotten egg," Rpattz is never the rotten egg.
• Rpattz invented the question mark.
• Rpattz trick-or-treated as himself as a child.
• Rpattz has 3 knees on each leg.
• Rpattz likes long walks on the beach, Barry White music, Harlequin romance novels, songbirds, rainbows, and quiet time with his lady…just before he roundhouse kicks her in the face.
• Rpattz can cook minute rice in 30 seconds.
• If you gave Rpattz a typewriter and 0.000000000000000000001th of a second he can write the Complete Works of Shakespeare
• Rpattz puts the laughter in manslaughter.
• Rpattz' beard hair is believed to be an aphrodisiac in China.
• The helicopter was invented after Rpattz was observed doing 8 roundhouse kicks a second.
• Cars were invented to have a faster way of fleeing from Rpattz. Not to be outdone, Rpattz invented the car accident.
• Rpattz brushes his teeth with barbed wire.
• Rpattz can watch an episode of 60 minutes in 22 seconds.
• Rpattz make onions CRY!!!
• Some people say that Rpattz is a myth. Those "some people" are now dead.
• When Rpattz sneeze, he don't say "Atchoo" he says "DIE EVERYONE!!!". That's what happens next.
• Rpattz eats a bowl of diamonds every morning.
• Rpattz is not only a noun, but a verb
• Rpattz in fact, lives in a round house.
• Rpattz can hold his breath for nine years.
• When Rpattz does division, there are no remainders.
 
 
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05 April 2008 @ 08:42 am
Everybody,
my sidekick broke :(
I'm very very close to tears plus it is way too early for me to be up.
 
 
03 April 2008 @ 04:33 pm
BREAKING NEWS!



DREW IS A DICKMUNCHAR.



ty and now back to your regular programming..
 
 
 
01 April 2008 @ 09:44 pm
 who is year 12 emo boy?
 
 
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01 April 2008 @ 09:41 pm

you burn a little over 4 calories a minute during sex...suck on that subsection!

 
 
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01 April 2008 @ 07:42 pm
test  
salutations
 
 
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